Saturday, March 1, 2014

StoryTime






-StoryTime-




My Very First StoryTime!!!  So this is the first entry of a new

 installment I just added to my blog called StoryTime!  Yes, I

 stole the title from Gigi Gorgeous cause I love him and I

 thought.. Well I have stories too! Many stories!  So read,

laugh, cry, laugh some more and just enjoy!




So awhile ago, me, my cousin, her boyfriend at the time, my 

baby sister and my cousin's dog ginger decided we were

going to go to this park in san pedro.  It started off very

peaceful and normal.  Walking the dog, talking with my

 cousin, taking pics, playing with squirrels, whatever.  It was

 fun.  It was a new park I hadn't been to so it was nice. 

So then we decided that we were going to go to this little lake

they had there.  We had a few packs of bread and we were 

going to feed the ducks which sidenote I kind of love by the 

way.  Ducks have always been kinda my fav things at parks.  

So we are feeding ducks.. I'm tearing small pieces of bread 

gently feeding the baby ducks.  My cousins feeding ducks, 

I think even her boyfriend was feeding some ducks.  Now

 while this was going on, my little sister was on the other side

 of the lake/ pond whatever playing with bread and being

 rough.. crumbling.. ripping it into pieces, throwing it up into

 the air like confetti, making dough balls etc.  Throwing the

 bread really hard into the water (as if chucking rocks). 

Then..  She took an  entire slice of bread out of the package

 and chucked it REALLY hard at  the water.  (Mind you.. she

 is on the otherside of the pond away from me).  The bread

 flipped, flipped, flipped, and hit this really BIG goose on the

 back of the neck!  So I didn't mention there were these 2

 LARGE geese in the water that I had been trying to avoid

 just because  anytime I've ever seen geese at a park, they

 have always been these aggressive big birds that will literally

 attack you and your bread.  So the entire slice of bread hit

 the goose on the back of the neck.  And like I said my sister 

threw the bread really hard so the bread actually hit the 

goose so hard that the goose hunched over.  Then he turned 

around slowly and you should have seen the goose's face!  I 

swear to god,  the bird looked so human!  The bird looked 

mad as hell! like, who the hell through this at me??  The thing

about this was the way we were all positioned, I told you my

 sister  was on the other side of the lake, she threw it 

in a diagonal  and the goose's back was directly in front of

 me.. so the way it looked was like I DID IT!  All of this

 seemed to be happening in slow motion like when you're

 about to fall and you know your about to fall but for some

 reason, it's like your brain is just frozen and you can't do

 anything about it. The Goose looked furious!!  It turned

 around slowly and his eyes were scanning to see who did it.

 And then his vision zeroed  in on me! And his eyes got really

 big as if to say YOU DID THIS!  It started SCREAMING at

 the TOP of its LUNGS!.. making all kind of noises and

 started walking threw the lake in my direction.  The other

 goose joined in and started screaming  too, making all these

 noises and they both started walking out of the water in my

direction.Their wings spread out wide like " so what's up" kind

 of thing!  I kid you not!  And I promise you.  These geese

 were some BIG ASS geese!   These were like the biggest

 geese I've ever seen in my life!..  These were like some

 geese from tyrannosaurus Rex times!  I swear to god! lol  So

 they were getting closer and closer to me and ginger and  I

 was kind of frozen because It's like.. When does this happen

 to somebody?  I was so shocked that it was even happening

and I had no idea what to do next.  I had the dog in my hand.

  I just did not know what to do.  My cousin was on the 

side watching and I was yelling help!  Then she took out her

phone and started recording it!!  I was lookin at her like.. this 

isn't a game!.. she was watching and laughing like it was

a tv show.  I was like.. this isn't a show!  help!!  

Then I started looking around for her boyfriend because he 

wasn't even there!  He just dissapeared.  I was thinking.. 

where is he?  And then all of a sudden, I 

see him hop over the rails and all the bushes.  The bushes

and rails were behind me and it was a big amount of bushes 

so he did a really giant leap to get over so when I looked to 

my left, I just saw him in the air because that's how high he 

jumped.  When he landed, he landed really hard so the 

sound was like a big thud and it startled both the geese

and made them look in his direction. When he landed, he had

both of his hands out looking wild like he was gonna do

somethin.  He started running full speed at the geese!!!  

Will Smith Style lol!  Both the geese looked and started

 running fast in the other  direction! lol!!  There's no way to

 explain through type or even talking with someone how all

 that looked! lol!!  Both the geese had their wings out

 screaming and running. It was hilarious!!!  While it was all

 happening though, I was in a state of shock. I saw him in the

 air and I was just looking like =0. lol  I felt very rescued

 though.  Right afterwards it was hilarious.  We were

 laughing so hard nobody could breathe.  Actually the whole

 park was laughing because everybody was watching lol.. 

smh.. oh my life lol..  



xoxo T



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