StoryTime!!! Food4Less (The Gold Chain Story)

StoryTime!!! Food4Less ( The Gold Chain Story)

     Hello Everyone!  I am here with another StoryTime!!  So I just have to say, almost every time I've been to Food4Less, something bizarre happens to me.  When I tell others my stories, they can't even believe that it happened.  It will literally be the craziest stuff or just something odd or that looks like it's out of a movie or something.  Like, this stuff does not happen to people I swear.  It's not food4less, It's my life.  I think it's just me.  I attract strange experiences.  I realize this now and am just use to it.  But specifically, almost every time I been to food4less, strange shit happens.  So let me just get into the story.

I was at food4less and I really had to go pee.  I never pee at the market but I had to go soo bad that I felt like I was gonna explode. So I just decided to go ahead and go to the bathroom.  I went to the restroom and got into the stall.  As soon as I sat down, another lady came into the bathroom and got into the stall right to the left of mine.  It was fucking disgusting.  I heard all these noises coming outta there.  Grunting, moaning.  I heard some splashes coming outta there.  Farting, and her saying "oh god".  Then she started talking to ME!... She knocked on my stall and was like "hello?".. "excuse me".  I was like "yes?"... LOL.  Then she REACHED her hand under my stall.. for a second I was thinking maybe she needed some toilet paper.  Then she was like.. you wanna buy a gold chain? and tossed the chain into my stall!  I'm sittin on the toilet and the chain landed directly in front of me!  Obviously this lady was crazy but I've encountered a lot of crazy people in my childhood and life and have a certain mechanism for dealing with it. Basically I talk with them as if this odd behavior is normal. I told her no thank you and then she started telling me different details about the chain.  I said no thank you again and then she like.. "oh.alright then" and reached BACK into my stall and grabbed the chain and just took it back! lmaooo!  I was sitting there like.. what the fuck! lol 

I didn't say this out loud, but I was sitting there thinking.. Uum... number 1, that is NOT the way to be selling stuff! and 2, this is not the place! We're at Food4Less!.... We can't even buy high quality food.. What makes you think were tryna buy accessories! lol. 

Idk..lol. Does this stuff happen to other people?  Has this ever happened to you?  Just odd shit! But I guess it makes for a good story. lol

I hope you have a great Saturday & great weekend!  Try to enjoy it the best you can and COMPLETELY forget about work/school and aaaalll these things you just have to do!  Completely be immersed in the now and enjoy it!

Happy Saturday! =)  

xoxo T <3